Wife's Rules #4

This time is a gimme but I figure I better list it for my son to learn from when he's old enough to read.

4. Put the seat down.  Every guy should know this even before they move in with a woman.  You may have a mother or sisters' wrath to deal with if you live in a house with them.

There has been only one time that this ended badly.  I figure that this is the reason urinals were invented (so we don't have to worry about a seat being up or down).  I find it also helps (a little) to hide the look of the toilet if its in need of cleaning.  (What am I saying?!?  Go clean the toilet.  Right now.)

Son, learn from the mistake of countless men and save yourself .